(as described by a hurricane)
- 19 and HARDCAOOREORERERERE
- NOT A DOUCHEBAG
- Candidly charming and occasionally homoerotic
- Sometimes has facial hair
- Has a love for movies and music that rivals Ike Turner’s love for misogyny and domestic violence
- Likes to punch himself in the head and crowd kill in his free time
- Lets me freeload off his Netflix account
- Wears cardigans
- Has an undying love for Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Daniel Day-Lewis
- Answers to a variety of monikers including (but not limited to): Captain Buttercock, Zachbert, Zachary-kun, faggot, asshole, and Robert Redford
- HAS DIABETES AHHAHEHAHHAHEAHDFJHASLKDJFAHELF
- Will be your friend as long as you aren’t a part of the Westboro Baptist Church
Tip top, got a download of skyrim that works so once I finish a math module I’ll be killin it like crazy. How are you?
I’m gonna make something Magical you guys. fucking. magical.