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(as described by a hurricane)
- 19 and HARDCAOOREORERERERE
- NOT A DOUCHEBAG
- Candidly charming and occasionally homoerotic
- Sometimes has facial hair
- Has a love for movies and music that rivals Ike Turner’s love for misogyny and domestic violence
- Likes to punch himself in the head and crowd kill in his free time
- Lets me freeload off his Netflix account
- Wears cardigans
- Has an undying love for Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Daniel Day-Lewis
- Answers to a variety of monikers including (but not limited to): Captain Buttercock, Zachbert, Zachary-kun, faggot, asshole, and Robert Redford
- HAS DIABETES AHHAHEHAHHAHEAHDFJHASLKDJFAHELF
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- Will be your friend as long as you aren’t a part of the Westboro Baptist Church
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
